Shungite

Shungite- an unidentified, pyramid-like object which is used to protect from the deadly 5G rays, only found in the farthest parts of the galaxy and they say if you look deep into the middle, you will see the future outcome of the earth every time

karen: AHH THE 5G RAYS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL!
shungite master: NOT TODAY DUMB B*TCH KAREN, FOR I OWN THE SHUNGITE, WHICH WILL COMPLETELY BLOCK OUT THAT “5G RAY”
(yes this is dramatic but its how the shungite is used after all)

by THE MIGHTY SHUNGITE CULTIST September 13, 2020

Shungite

An idiot. Someone who is so fucking stupid that there is no word that can describe their stupidity

Andrew: The people in this server are fucking shungites

by BigDickJaxson August 11, 2022

pulling a shungite

Rec Room slang for spending so much time making or doing something so stupid or unnecessary.

Hey Jim see that guy spinning for no reason?

Yeah. Must be pulling a shungite.

by MelvinTheDiscordMod May 13, 2021

Pulling a Shungite

Rec Room Slang:
Doing something so stupid and or unnecessary for a prolonged amount of time.

“See that guy doing something stupid?”
“Yeah, he’s pulling a shungite.”

by MelvinTheDiscordMod May 13, 2021

Shungite

A Shungite is a fucking rock.. It's just a fucking rock go home.

Damnit, I stuck my penis too far into the fucking shungite

by Shittymcshitster October 14, 2024