Shum

Masturbating while taking a shit.

Comes from the words shit and cum mixed together.

“Hey bro where are you going?”
“I'm going to the bathroom to take a shum.”

by Bobismybro232 August 16, 2020

shum

a mixture of shit and cum, created by a disturbed soul on twitter

"what would you do if someone jumped over you and shummed on top of your head"

by sojudreaming February 18, 2021

Shum

to shit and cum simultaneously

“Im shumming!”

“Im about to Shum!”

by greek dictionary January 17, 2021

Shum

A combination of shit and cum

Banks seriously!?! You shummed on the carpet, again? You can’t just leave your shit and cum everywhere.

by ShumMaster August 13, 2021

Shum

You can say "shum" after a person coughs to acknowledge that you are not bothered by the cough, and that you hope they are okay

It is pronounced: sh-UM

It is inspired by the calming "uhm" sound that is soothing to others when they are coughing

John: *coughs*
Henry: Shum to acknowledge John's cough

by rootone March 16, 2022

shum

mixture of shit/cum after a good assfucking

Joe's mother caught on to his homosexuality the summer he was home from college and she noticed a shumstain on his briefs.

by david rauch January 7, 2006

Shum

To shit and cum at the same time; a solo blumpkin, if you will.

Everybody run, Sammi's going to shum like crazy!

by Not A Facebook Friend August 30, 2011