by Foreskin parachute December 12, 2016
When you have to take a dump but are too preoccupied with what you're doing to take a break until the resulting abdominal pain is too great to ignore. The result is this embarrassing slow, hunched-over shuffle to the bathroom. Commonly performed by friends when playing MMOs in large gaming gatherings or other similar situations.
1: "Dude, can you believe Mike's wicked winning streak in the Rumble Pit? It was 3 hours of brutality! Total God mode action."
2: "Yeah, he was glued to that screen and talkin smack, but he's paying for it now. You see him doin the truffle shuffle down the hall?"
1: "Ha ha. Powned by Mother Nature!"
2: "Yeah, he was glued to that screen and talkin smack, but he's paying for it now. You see him doin the truffle shuffle down the hall?"
1: "Ha ha. Powned by Mother Nature!"
by Cyrano Cytoplasm September 28, 2007
The act of shitting on someones chest then shuffling up their chest and wiping your ass along their nose.
by Beachmaster2 December 31, 2009
When a fat person doesn’t lift their feet as they walk and their feet drag against the carpet making an annoying sound.
by Frankie Tee July 03, 2018
Where you shove your finger in your poop hoop and bunny hop forward in a shuffling motion, then remove your selected finger from your sphincter and hold it in the air like a truffle and skiff your best buddy.
Pedro asked Philippe how he managed to pull the scouse lass, he simply told her, 'I used the old favourite Portuguese truffle shuffle'.
by Truffla April 10, 2014
He's doing the truffle shuffle he's hitting on her.
by Betty2025 June 15, 2016
by owlyfighter July 11, 2021