Truffle shuffle

When your fucking a girl and transfer from the ass to the pussy

So I was fucking a girl last night and I pulled off the truffle shuffle

by Foreskin parachute December 12, 2016

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Truffle Shuffle

When you have to take a dump but are too preoccupied with what you're doing to take a break until the resulting abdominal pain is too great to ignore. The result is this embarrassing slow, hunched-over shuffle to the bathroom. Commonly performed by friends when playing MMOs in large gaming gatherings or other similar situations.

1: "Dude, can you believe Mike's wicked winning streak in the Rumble Pit? It was 3 hours of brutality! Total God mode action."
2: "Yeah, he was glued to that screen and talkin smack, but he's paying for it now. You see him doin the truffle shuffle down the hall?"
1: "Ha ha. Powned by Mother Nature!"

by Cyrano Cytoplasm October 12, 2007

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Truffle Shuffle

The act of shitting on someones chest then shuffling up their chest and wiping your ass along their nose.

After I did the truffle shuffle for her she said she was smelling shit for weeks.

by Beachmaster2 December 31, 2009

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Truffle shuffle

When a fat person doesn’t lift their feet as they walk and their feet drag against the carpet making an annoying sound.

That fat bitch Christina never picks her feet up. She’s doing the truffle shuffle.

by Frankie Tee July 2, 2018

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portuguese truffle shuffle

Where you shove your finger in your poop hoop and bunny hop forward in a shuffling motion, then remove your selected finger from your sphincter and hold it in the air like a truffle and skiff your best buddy.

Pedro asked Philippe how he managed to pull the scouse lass, he simply told her, 'I used the old favourite Portuguese truffle shuffle'.

by Truffla April 24, 2014

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