shuief

A pussy crap. It's a queif combined with a shart.

Brooke took a shuief in her pants and now they have doo doo stains.

by Jaco Lou Gee June 11, 2007

shneef

To snort cocaine through one's nostril.

Let's go have a couple shneef's guy.

by B_J May 21, 2005

Shweef

The male equivalent of a queef, a dick fart. It's also a medical condition and you should get that checked out.

"If you shweef, there might be something wrong with you."
"Dude my dick just farted, I've never shweefed before."

by pooponsoup69 April 10, 2021

Shmeef

Inhaling air through your butthole and farting it back out.

“Hey, how you doing,” “Good, I just finished shmeefing.”

by Alexiscool December 27, 2021

Shneefter

A word that can simply mean anything and everything you need it to mean at the time.

Word originated from T in the Park 2009 by gunner and his weegie pals but was discovered at T in the park 2010 by a group of neeburs drappin peels here there and everywhere. One Love.

Mertin: 'I've dropped the ganja all over my shneefter'
Gurth: ' Bad times Mertin, bad times'

Marc: 'By the way, was looking at my schneefter last night. Got warts all over it. Its no cool'

by Cpt Gurth July 15, 2010

Sheef

When a woman queefs & shits simultaniously. Similar to that of a shart.

"She was riding me reverse cowboy and got so aroused that she sheefed all over my chest & face!"

"Omg, I sheefed on Billy last night! It stunk so bad!"

"I was eating her pussy & when I stopped to catch my breath, she blew a humungous sheef right in my mouth. I think she had a ham sandwich for lunch."

by Anewell September 13, 2014

shleef

It's where your analling a chick and she farts, meaning air goes up your urethra, then your penis farts it out.

"The only thing I hate about anal is when you shleef"

by PoohMyMumysCuntStinks June 24, 2017