suckery

When a situation is really bad and pretty much beyond your control. The state of something sucking.

I was in an accident today. That is pure suckery.

Following a strict diet and killing yourself at the gym 5 days a week for 5 weeks and not losing much weight. That is pure suckery.

by akaggie August 18, 2006

corn shucker

Someone who is talented at giving hand jobs.

Your girlfriend is a great corn shucker, I never came so fast before

by J Heezy December 17, 2006

Condom Shucker

Someone who shucks a used condom like you would shuck an oyster. Slurp Slurp B*tch.

Andy Dick is an unconfirmed Condom Shucker.

Did you see that condom shucker go? Like he was gonna suck the winning lottery number out of that fucker.

by BrownBearandWhitey October 21, 2010

oyster shucker

A person who gets INSANE amounts of pussy. Can walk down a hallway and get several girls' numbers.

j0, d00d, Mike is a huge oyster shucker

by senfood April 27, 2003

shuckernucker

Some crazy person tryin to shuck the corn

That shuckernucker was crazier then a road lizard.

by Shutyourmouth02 January 10, 2017

Cock-shucker

A doctor or religious official who performs circumcision. (shucking corn is when you peel off the outer cover of a cob of corn and discard it.).

That cock-shucker mutilated the genitals of that baby boy.

by Doc Bliss September 6, 2016

shockery

An extremely high voltage, arguably has the most shockage of all. Do not attempt to in any way interact with it, for you will not be able to survive. A "Shockery" may have a chance to give you electric powers (That's what happened to Geoffrey) but there is a small amount of chance. Anyone who is called a "Shockery" must be awesome in some way, as the voltage would have killed him (As David was killed) Do not underestimate the power of Shockery.

WATCH OUT! SHOCKERY IS COMING TO KILL YOU!!!

by JevNoKiro May 26, 2014