shmouse

An animal or pet that is smaller than the standard size; a loving pet that is small and snuggly.

After me and the shmouse hit the beach for a game of Frisbee, we went home and shnuggled.

by Cherry Nelsonic May 21, 2005

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To be loved up; to have your shmouse with you and be shnuggly with him/her.

I laid my tired body down on the sofa and was SHMOUSED by the cat.

I love my little Shmousie
Shmousie's what I love to eat
Bite theys little heads off
Nibble on theys tiny feet.

by Cherry Nelsonic May 23, 2005

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Stouse

Noun. Used to refer to buildings that function as both a store and a residence.

They live in a stouse.

by An ordinary guy November 4, 2023

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A woman who will 'tut' at offensive language, drink only bottled water, do yoga, insist that all foreign meat is probably dog, wear H & M skirts in Vietnam and refuse free alcoholic beverages incase she gets dehydrated or sick.
A shrouse will typically have mousey brown, lifeless hair and wear glasses. Necessary shouse accessories are... an oversized handbag containing things 'just incase' , a ladies blanket, and a little book containing 'important' phone numbers just incase her phone brakes down.

"Oh my god, she came prepared with her own snacks in bowls, just incase the food they supplied contained dog! She's such a shrouse!"

by Devonian Delia January 10, 2006

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shoused

extremely inebriated, ie. shitfaced, smashed, hammered, blitzed, shithoused, drunk, etc.

Similar declination to soused, but derives from an episode when Mr. Kevin Shouse of Atlanta, GA was so drunk he earned his own adjective.

Kevin drank too much and went to jail. He was shoused.

by geedo November 2, 2004

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Shmouse

To consume something ; usually referring to marijuana.

A - "Dude, you down to shmouse today?"
B - "Can't dude, I gotta drug test tomorrow."

A - "Let's chill today. We'll shmouse than go pick some bitches up."
B - "No doubt, you want me to cop the bud?"

by Jay Mattyass October 28, 2009

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