Shettle

The act of taking a shit in a kettle at a house party

I went to this rusty cunt bucket's house party last week, and i did a shettle

by Obers January 9, 2012

Shteal

to "steal" with a passion.

Holy shizite nigga, imma shteal his shoe

by ThA bOi February 22, 2004

Shetland

Shetland - a person of short stature and quite good looking.

In other words, short and rideable.

Originating from Shetland Pony.

Tracey: Hey check out that guy.
Sara: He's too short for me.

Tracey: No way, that guy's a Shetland!

by Belfast_Bugle October 26, 2016

Shetlander

a person from the shetland isles that enjoy cars, alcohol and sex.
they speak there own little lingo.

Shetlander 1: what dee get up tae last night den?
Shetlander 2: went oot fir a peerie dram.

by spspspspsp April 29, 2010

Shetland

A small group of islands north east of mainland scotland and has the most northernly point in britain, mucka flugga.

It is the indenigious home of the shetland ponies and Aly Bain ( fiddler ). They also have awesome football teams.

shetland isnt a word for calling someone small. it be a place

by scoLLAYHAS2NERFGUNSWOOOOOO January 2, 2010

Shetland Toss

To be tossed off by a hairy horse in a walk-in freezer.

Last night that horse gave him a bare Shetland Toss.

by scf27 October 2, 2007

Shettle

A combination of the words “settle” and “shut.” The word means calm down, settle down or shut up. Typically used by teachers

(Students are talking in class. Teacher walks in)
Teacher: “Alright, shettle!”
Class: (Stops talking)

by ElMexican82 December 7, 2018