Shrumple

1. A woman of negotiable services of intimacy (see prostitute)
2. The sound believed by renowned theoretical physicists to be made when a particularly fat person (say, 250 lbs.+) is running with a box containing a large sponge cake (the cake must be sponge for the desired effect) then drops said cake box in their haste and, due to their unwieldly momentum, runs over the box. The 'shrumple' in question occurs right at the moment of impact between their foot and the top of the box, then continues for several milliseconds as they inevitably crush the cake itself underfoot. the ensuing panting and swearing on the fat individuals behalf is not included in the sound.

Thomas, the neighbourhood fat boy, was running gleefully with his newly bought cake in great expectance of eating it when, all of a sudden, the butter stains on his hands caused him to lose his hold on the box, which he jiggled over top of with a loud 'shrumple'.
simon ackwayus laughed at the fatty with the butter stains

by Simon Ackwayus December 28, 2005

Shrubya

slang for George W. Bush combining two previous nicknames, Shrub and Dubya.

Thanks to Shrubya, hoovervilles are now all the rage.

by duggie October 26, 2003

Shrump

A buttery and Delicious delicacy from the Country of Stein. The Shrump is a shrimp that looks like Donald Trumps face.

We met up for dinner the other day and ate Shrumps.

by Alex Squegg December 9, 2016

Shrumding

A name for a man with a small Ding

Shrumding is soo cool you guys.

by Crybo November 29, 2019

shrumpa

when you pet people in inappropriate places

Baby Doy likes to shrumpa all over his mama.

by saddiedabomb March 10, 2011

Shrumpy

People of a diminutive stature with a sour disposition i.e. Short AND Grumpy

That shrumpy person at table 6 just sent her food back for the 3rd time.

by BadHobbit June 15, 2013

shrumble

A coined term descibing a phenomenon which occurs when small, dried fecal matter attaches itself to the hairs surrounding the region pertaining to, involving, or near the anus.

Origins were derived from the English words, "shit" and "crumble".

The shrumbles left a dark stain in my underwear.

by Drew and Lauren October 17, 2006