Showpiphany

Noun: That moment in the shower where you have a profound realization.

Pronounced: SHUH-OW(the sound you make when something hurts)-PIF-ANNIE

I was in the shower this morning and had the craziest showpiphany! Listen to this...

Dan was standing under the hot water for 10 minutes before he had the showpiphany that he had yet to even touch the shampoo or soap.

Margaret's showpiphany this morning reminded her she hadn't paid her phone bill. That was a close one!

by TC3 July 7, 2011

shrowing up

shitting and throwing up at the same time

shelbert: omg what is going on in there?!?
chloe: don’t come in here, im shrowing up!

by clurrrrrrrkurtnurrr November 16, 2022

Showpoke

Somebody who finally starts watching a TV show, years after their friends, family and media told them to.

Jay: Hey, I hear that new show Mad Men is pretty good. I'm gonna watch that on Sunday.

Wendy: It's the fourth season, you Showpoke! I've been telling you to watch it for years!

by prepster2000 August 15, 2010

Shromper

Australian slang for having a huge cone of marijuana

Oi Mate are you having a shromper? I have one waiting for ya

by Coneexpert66 October 26, 2020

shrope

Verb: shred, or slay,commonly applied to skiing or snowboarding or a sport which involves moving down the side of a mountain at high velocity.

Whoa Bro! Did you see that guy totally shrope the gnar off that booter?!

by Connrad McNerdliman January 16, 2011

Shrouple

A clump of objects of at least 15 or more.

“Look at that shrouple of cows!”

by DarkFalcon94 October 8, 2018

Shromps

A large pack of thick shrimps.

"Hey honney, tonight we are eating good, i got these shromps at the supermarket."

by Guyshrimp May 24, 2020