Shronion

A shrek made by the gods of onions.

Oh, man. That shrek is amazing. It must be a shronion

by hydroear3712 July 31, 2016

Shmoning

When a couple disappears for an extended period of time to do naughty things

Oh. They're in the bedroom shmoning again, they'll be awhile.

by lewlou January 27, 2015

Shrödingers Dictator

The current position of North Korean Dictator, Kim Jong Un. He is simultaneously dead and alive.

Jerry: "How do you think Kim Jong Un's doing?"
Adam: "It looks like Shrödingers Dictator."

by CharacterLimit April 29, 2020

Sharoning

The concept in which one procrastinates and eventually does their homework when the clock strikes 12 while complaining about how much homework they have.

Aton21: Wesley, sharon's sharoning again.
silenceikillyou0: stupid bitch.

by NotAndyTon October 18, 2010

Shrödinger's Penis

If you cannot confirm whether the individual has a penis or not, it's not gay. Once the penis is confirmed, it is indeed, gay.

P1: I think it's a trap, I really can't tell. I'm not gay though am I?
P2: Shrödinger's penis.
P1: Ah, yeah that makes total sense. I'm completely straight until I confirm the existence of the penis.

by Penisdood18828 October 18, 2018

Shronit

A person who is very caring, sweet, and loyal. A complicated person genuinely being a bit stupid at times he tries to make others laugh and like him however he hides his real feelings and doesn’t tell anyone about them. They probably have a lot of drama in their life, but they deal with it pretty well. A guy who can't figure out how to flirt with a girl. He sometimes gets to nervous to admit his true feelings to you. If he ever pauses, it is because he is thinking what he should say because he doesn't want it to come out the wrong way. he cares about your feelings a lot and wants one girl to be his. If your that lucky girl, never lose him because he is worth a lot more than any guy out there.

Hey! Shronit.
Is it that guy Shronit from last weekend party.

by urban_dictionary_admin November 23, 2021

shonin

Definition 1: Word used to describe a shone who performs hoish activities. A girl, or sometimes a guy that is on the prowl searching for members of the opposite sex to fuck.

Definition 2: The act of being a shone. One who engages in sexual intercourse with someone who they are not in a relationship with, usually while already in a relationship with somebody else.

example 1:

Kent: dat ho over there already done fucked about 25 niggas tonight, I know i can get her next!

Kirby: She got a crazy sex face and you know she lookin for number 26. She's fiendin for that cock. Damn, that ho is shonin'

Example 2:

Annette: We're through B! and i had sex wit 8 other niggaz while we were dating!

Bryant: OMG you were shonin on me the whole time? I can not believe you would do that to me. I loved you. You really are nothin but a shone!

by mattda59 April 12, 2008