Strip Magic

A game of Magic played exactly as normal, but with the eventual removal of clothing, similar to strip poker. In the standard rules, for every 4 life points lost, an article of clothing comes off. This game is difficult to play as approximately only 2,500 girls per state play Magic, and the game is less fun with only straight males in attendance.

Matt: Hey, you want to go to a frat on Friday night?
Jim: Nah, I'm gonna play Magic with Allie and Tim.
Matt: You're such a nerd
Jim: We're playing STRIP Magic
Matt: Can I join?
Jim: Nah, she doesn't want too many dudes there, she's not that much of a slut

by StoneFaceSlut December 27, 2010

ship my pants

If you can't find what you are looking for in stores, you can find it online at kmart.com and ship it for free.

Ship my pants? Right here?

by Kmart.com April 26, 2013

I ship mice elf

“I ship mice elf” Means “I Shit Myself”

Charlie: Hey, I dare you to say “I ship mice elf”
Jack: Ok! I ship mice elf- Wait...

by Nolan Levi March 5, 2020

Shrimp Money

When a shrimp molted and his new shell is looking fresh.

Damn, did you see Funk Shrimps new shell? He got that shrimp Money!

by Funk Shrimp April 11, 2023

Strip Mining

When serving yourself food, picking out the best parts for yourself and leaving the less desirable parts for others.

Quit Strip Mining, you're taking all of the cheese!

by BDItillIdie February 12, 2010

Strip Mall

A mall that has strippers.

Peter went to the strip mall because he wanted to watch strippers while he shopped.

by Boxcar69 February 8, 2013

Strip modeling

Where a model wears in underwear and when she is out on the cat walk she strips off her dress and throws it to someone in the crowed and is then totally naked.

Lets go see some strip modeling.

by Deep blue 2012 August 5, 2010