shrinkage

What happens to a man's penis in cold water. Often a result of cold showers, swimming pools, or the ocean. Very embarrassing.

Man, that pool could make a porn star look like a 9 year old.

Damn my girlfriend dumped me when she saw me get out of the shower -- apparently she doesn't understand that shrinkage really CAN make a penis 1 inch long.

by thatsright December 26, 2004

shrinkage

when the male sex organ gets smaller due to cold temperature

Give him a break, it's just shrinkage!

by lisagirl April 7, 2003

Seasonal Shrinkage

The proven theory that penises are smaller during winter and therefore cant be measured reliably during these months.

It was the first time she saw my penis, but due to seasonal shrinkage i made a bad impression.

by Carl Pontusson August 15, 2017

shrinkage

What happens to your pecker in cold water. From a Seinfeld episode.

"Lorena, I don't really have a needle dick. I just got out of the pool!"
"Here, let me cut it off with these nail scissors,"

by Octopod November 21, 2003

shrenika

she is a type of lady who is brilliant in every task. she is full of life and confidence. she inspires everyone around her.she has a good nature and everyone wants to be her friend. she is very trustful and have good sense of humor. she is beautiful inside out and is pretty af. she always stand by truth.
Also, she is the Lotus in the heart of Lord Vishnu and is a avatar of Goddess Lakshmi.
People are jealous of her loyalty,prettiness and her success.
she is a self obsessed person who says I me myself. She can be an ass most of the times. She lovesgiving people names. Basically she thinks she is a trend setter.

:she is very helpful and pretty.
:yeah,she is Shrenika

by lovebarbie June 24, 2019

epic shrinkage

The act of having your wang shrunken to the size of a single testicle while playing water polo in two speedos.

After the three consecutive games in the championship, jonnyboy experienced epic shrinkage so great that he was too embarrassed to even get out of the pool.

by zee ubernator April 21, 2009

ground shrinkage

1. When you see a big buck through your gun scope, but when you walk up to it on the ground, its antlers have "magically" shrunk.

2. Referring to when you see a hot girl from a distance, but find out that she's actually hideous close up.

you: "bro, I'm gonna go get that chick's number that just walked in. She looks FINE!"

minutes later....

your friend: "how'd it go?"
you: "really disappointing. When I got up to her, there was some major ground shrinkage so I bailed."

by elchavito99 November 17, 2011