The Shrew

A shady, intrusive and mysterious character in the form of a rodent-man (Half man half rodent) from the ghetto. The shrew has the power to overcome any security system. He leaves his mark in the mosty intimate places of the home.

Oh my God son, That damn shrew has been in my shit again!! Here's the note.

by Dave MacCormick May 11, 2005

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A very sneaky, devious person. Always trying to get one over on their friends- they wont hesitate to sneak you.

Kyle: Hey Dez what's that Maths homework you're doing?
Dez: O its just further maths
Kyle: So we dont have any homework for Mrs. Coates?
Dez: Well I haven't done any

Later...

Mrs. Coates: Kyle, where's your homework?
Kyle: We didn't have any did we?
Dez: Here's mine miss
Kyle: Dez you sneaky little shrew!

by vinny_R February 10, 2008

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1. An old nasty woman who tries to get things for free.
2. Someone who is outwardly cheap and rude.

Waiter: "Ma'am what would you like to drink?"
Shrew: "I want water with lemon. And some sugar, I like to make my own lemonade. And some free bread."

by JimboInNJ April 21, 2008

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Shrewing

'Shrewing' is the term given to lubricating the female shfincter with liquids not primarily designed for lubrication. Such liquids may include yoghurt, milkshake, toothpaste, irn bru and brylcream. Shrewing is usually used when anal sex is desired but the necessary lubricants are not readily available.

'oh shit i forgot to bring my vaseline'
'no worries, just shrew me with this chicken liver pate'

'im allergic to water based luricant, were gonna hav to do some shrewing if you want to penetrate my colon'

'fuck im out of lube, ill hav to shrew you with this fromage frais'

by meakyboy69 January 10, 2010

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