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1. A penis that is extremely skinny but an average size. Usually the width of two pencils.
1. That guy is such a faggot. I bet he has a shrew!
2. I had sex with my boyfriend last night and he had a shrew! It was so skinny!
Shrew by Machoman6969 March 10, 2009
Sexual Herpes Reaping Every Where

nasty stuff- AVOID THE SHREW!
shrew by juggernaut sex monster October 5, 2003
A shrew.....
The story of the shrew:
High school pep rally. Gonz comes up to me with a video of a shrew eating a snake. “
What the hell is that man?”
That’s a shrew and that’s all u need to know. We formulated the shrew by gettin ur hand wet in some pussy. You do that and ur a shrew.
Arthur: What you doin tonight man?
Brian: “Oh nothing just hangin with some chicks tryna shrew”
Shrew by Gonzfunnay April 21, 2018
an unidentified long squishy worm that Bruce and Micah made.
WOW LOOK SHREW
Shrew by BeepSkeepMeepLeep September 16, 2021
A ship between my friends Andrew and Shane
Me: I ship Shrew
Andrew: Shut up, Elijah
Shrew by cjdlkalhff January 15, 2021
a worm that has legs

invented by two people

has eyes

likes russia and vodka
coach eno is a shrew
Shrew by annieareyouokayannnie September 18, 2021