shopjob

(n.) 1. An image that has been photoshopped.
2. The effort at photoshopping.

That's the worst shopjob I've ever seen.

by hpaulg March 27, 2010

Snowjob

When you eat a snowmans booty

¨I ain't gay but I'd give Olaf a snowjob.¨

by goldenpikachu14 November 8, 2017

John Snowjob

When she gives you an unexpected blowjob during Game of Thrones and John Snow happens to be on the screen.

Last night she gave me a John snowjob.

by loloololololol August 15, 2017

Slowjob

A slowjob is an extremely slow blow job where it can take up to an hour to cum.

The shortened word for slowjob is slowie.

Hey girl, give me a slowjob, because I am way to horny for a blowjob.

by RUAIRIWILLIAMS July 10, 2017

snowjob

When a man puts his penis between a lactating woman's breasts and proceeds to titty fuck her. When the man is about to ejaculate, the woman squeezes her nipples causing breast milk to flow over her breasts as the man is ejaculating, creating a blizzard of bliss over the woman's now snow-capped mountains.

Guy 1: Oh, man! I just found out I got my girlfriend pregnant!
Guy 2: How come you are so excited?
Guy 1: Dude. Are you crazy? Now I can give her a snowjob!

by Senor Sueno December 20, 2010

Slowjob

It's slowly made... Job

Oh my god! So slow. Oh my.. Slow! Please make the slowjob faster

by Suklaa October 2, 2018

abominable snowjob

When a girl gives you a blowjob, spits it in her hand, then smacks you across the face and punches you in the nuts

I was enjoying my blowjob until my girlfriend pulled an abominable snowjob on me!

by filthy pirate hooker October 21, 2014