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Show me the receipts

Response asking for proof of one's past misdeeds when a queen makes a wild accusation about you. *Be careful, if the receipts can be presented, then YOU look like an ass!
Dontatella Vertachi: "Gurl, why the hell were you dancing half naked with David while your man was passed out last night?"
Cuckoo Channel: "Show me the receipts!"
Dontatella Vertachi" *Whips out camera phone* "Here! I took a video!"
by JrsProperty17 May 31, 2012
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The Show-Me-Around

Something that one does with their hand in a moment of akwardness. (See Sinc Transit Gloria by Brand New.)
Shaking head to toe, while my left hand does the show-me-around...
by David March 18, 2004
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Show Me Uranus

The thing you say when you want to look at that sexy planet up in the sky.
Dude, can you Show Me Uranus? I want to know where it is.
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show me the banana

When you're a little lonely and hungry so you ask your crush to show you their banana so you can assess its edibility in a quirky, almost unintelligible way, with an expressive and melismatic voice solo in the background
so hot you're hurting my feelings, can't deal... show me the banana... na na na na na...
by Residente de Laputa February 3, 2023
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Show me the Way

A characters phrase created by a old vine “why are you runnin” and then animated and 3d designed to make a small enchilada (knuckles) from sonic whose catchphares is “SHOW ME DA WAY” or “WHERE IS THE QUEEN
“Show me the Way” “Spit on the Non Believers!
by Alberto Einstienium January 12, 2018
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Show me the lie

Please point out how what I am saying or what is presented is not true. A means of saying in another tongue, I am not wrong.
“Dude your post about last night had me dead!”
“Show me the lie
by AustynX November 21, 2020
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show-me-around

a move used during foreplay usually by the man in strait relations and the more agressive partner in same sex relations. A persons' hand travels from one sexually arousing spot on their partners' body to another
When i got Jane in bed I gave her the show-me-around to get things warmed up
by OutofthisWorld March 13, 2008
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