statblock

When you can't think of a status to post on facebook.

Man, i haven't updated my status in weeks. I have statblock.

by SomeRandomGuy37 March 3, 2011

Shitlocker

Another name for the Bitlocker whole-disk encryption software provided with Windows, especially when it's not working correctly and you don't have the recovery password.

Idiot: "I forgot my password, can you unlock my computer?" Technician: "No, it's got shitlocker on it you idiot"

by geek_nerd_69 October 27, 2020

shot block

a large block of ice containing melted out canals which alcohol is poured down in a rapid manner to be consumed by a person whose mouth is positioned at the bottom of the block.

Hey man, let's hit up the shot block and get shwasted!

by Katherine J July 13, 2006

shitlocker

Sexual term with reference to the anus.

She let me stick it in her shitlocker.

by Hato Hammer April 30, 2006

scottblocked

When your friend has gone through every single girl on tinder, rendering you cockblocked by association

Ex:
Jimmy:

"Russ, my Tinder date went really well, they she realized she went out with a friend of mine who is an asshole and just up and left."

Russ: "dude, you got scottblocked, again

by Garzaback June 2, 2014

shollocks

An exclamation combining the words "shite" and "bollocks." Often used in anger.

"Shollocks! I've lost my keys"

by Onikage October 6, 2006

Shitlock

Constipation.

"Why are you walking like you shat yourself?"

"Man, I wish. I think I've got terminal shitlock here."

by RhythmJunky November 23, 2009