Blocked shot

Puking on the dick while cumming at the same time

I was trying to make that bitch swallow my babies, but she blocked shot.

by Basketballs February 5, 2022

Blocked shot

Puking on the dick while he’s cumming

I was tryna have that bitch swallow my babies, but she blocked shot on me.

by Basketballs February 5, 2022

blocked shot on gorl

when your dick is hitting the puss at high speed and you misjudge a stroke and end up hitting her kaziff

Tim was overzealous while scoring and had to stop when he slapped his puck into a blocked shot on gorl

by ilikeeatingbrains February 8, 2024

who do black people get shot by

The answer is Cops.

John: Who do Black people get shot by?
Bob: Cops.

by TacoDark March 21, 2025

Shotblocking

Demanding the last of a communal bottle of liquor, thereby preventing the shareholders from any further shots.

Thanks for the last of the Cuervo, Justin. Sorry for shotblocking.

by Sherlock Homie March 27, 2011

Shitblocker

(noun) A person, thing, or event that prevents you from taking a much needed shit, and may or may not consequently cause you to shit in your pants. May also be used as a verb (shitblock). The person could be a cop who pulls you over for speeding - you were speeding because you had to shit so bad. It could also be an annoying guy or girl at a party who stops you to make a bad joke, or, for those in grade school or highschool, the teacher who will not let you use the restroom.

Dan was being quite the shitblocker today - I told him I had to use a restroom and that it was an emergency, but he just wouldn't let me go.

Man you got shitblocked today when that cop pulled you over for speeding.

by yellowLedbetter September 9, 2010

shoeblock

Like cockblocking, but against women. Shoeblocking is the act of preventing or highly discouraging a woman from buying shoes.

My wife was in Macy's looking at a pair of Donald Palmer's when I totally shoeblocked her by asking to see the price tag.

by CygnusX October 5, 2010