shortie

Term of endearment, primarily for females.

How's it goin', shortie?

by Clementine Kruczynski September 11, 2006

shortstealth

A small or "hidden" penis.

that boy has a shortstealth

by ideekay August 23, 2007

shortiest

1. Possessing, or pertaining to, the greatest conceivable level of shortness, most often in regard to skirts.

2. Prone to jolts of electricity or otherwise unreliable in voltage regulation, most often in regard to home wiring.

1. "That is the shortiest shorty I've ever been short-changed by."

1. "Well, she is wearing the worlds shortiest skirt."

2. "That is the shortiest light socket I've ever seen, I ain't goin' near that fothermucker, it'll juice me!"

by Ponderer June 10, 2009

bomb ass shortie

A woman that exceeds all expectations in terms of attraction. Will often be said wussup to in hopes of getting her booty.

Jessica Alba is a bomb ass shortie

by King of Inglewood May 13, 2006

Shortsheet

To fold and tuck in the top sheet of (a bed) so that it simulates both the top and bottom sheets: when the victim of this joke enters the bed, his or her legs are obstructed by the fold.

Man 1: Hey, I shortsheeted my friend in his bed!

Man 2: Really?... O.o? Do you hear that?

Friend: *muffled scream*

Man 1: Uh oh...

by The Dark Alien October 9, 2010

Shortie

The smaller bottles of alcohol you can buy that come in 375 ml size.

My baby mommy hit me up for cash this week so I didn’t have enough for a full bottle so we gonna have to get jacked off this shortie instead.

by Bourbonwanderer August 31, 2019

shortsleeve

P.S.T. (aka professional salad tosser)

dude, that guy is a total shortsleeve

by Corey Villas May 13, 2005