shitjack

1. redneck term for 'apparatus'. 2. technical term for a throwaway shell script or quick tool.

Hand me the shitjack (pointing to the remote control). I need to hook my DVD player up to the shitjack. I need to program a shitjack to query data from MySQL.

by JSbig June 25, 2015

Strawberry Shortcake revenge

After a girl gives oral sex to a man, she head but his nose, making it bleed profusely, then proceeds to spit his own cum on his face, making a strawberry shortcake revenge.

That bitch strawberry shortcake revenged me last night

by cummaster151990 February 23, 2009

Strawberry Shortcake

A strawberry shortcake is when you bust a nut inside a girl whilst on her period. Thus the peculiar mixture of colors.

I hooked up with a girl last night on her period and gave her a strawberry shortcake!

by Alex Butterman September 21, 2020

shortcake

Nickname given to the most beautiful person in the world.

She's short and sweet and makes me haaaappy, she's a shortcake!

by VDeity June 30, 2007

Strawberry Shortcake

Is the seventh track by Melanie Martinez that is featured on her sophomore album, K-12 . The song is a mixture of alternative pop, electropop, and trip hop. The song was recorded around 2015-2016. It was released September 6th, 2019. But was leaked September 1st, 2019. The song is three minutes and four seconds long.

“What’s the meaning behind Melanie’s song Strawberry Shortcake?”

“It’s like another version of Mrs. Potato Head. Except Crybaby doesn’t like all the attention she’s getting from all these boys after she changes her appearance.”

by SeraphAngel November 11, 2019

Shortstack

1. a small pile of pancakes

2. a short person, particulary female

DAMN SHORTSTACK! it's ok! we can't all be normal height!

by yo mama! December 15, 2003

shoejacking

The crime of stealing someones shoes at gunpoint.

I was a victim of shoejacking. I was forcibly relieved of my popular $300 pair of sport-shoes at gunpoint.

by farpart103 March 30, 2008