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national short people day

people who are shorter than you are supposed to be appreciated
aye its national short people day

yoo congrats on being a smurf
by bruv325 December 14, 2020
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world short people day

a day u can bully ur short frends and yk what, this day comes everyday, so feel free u bully ur short frends cuz haha :)
"ur short bitch and ykw tdays world short people day so try reaching those shelves as much as u want :)"
by a tall person 101 November 2, 2021
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Respect short people day

This day will take place on 23rd October (Friday) and you must respect short people day and if you don’t people will not respect you!
Yo luckas do you want a free coke, it’s ‘respect short people day’ 🤠👊🏼
by Luckas u prick :)) October 19, 2020
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Respect short people day

So basically u have to respect everyone short and tall people must be punished. U now have permission to kick tall peoples shins :))
Oh look it’s ‘Respect short people day’. I must go respect luckas 🤠👍🏻
by Luckas u prick :)) October 19, 2020
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Fuck short people day

On january first, you get to fuck anybody under the average height for their age and they cant do anything about it
Person 1: Dude, its fuck short people day
Short person: oh hell no
by Dhhdhshsh December 31, 2020
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On October 21, you can anybody under 5’6” with no permission needed
Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day
by Pug? October 6, 2021
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October 25th is not National Kick Tall People Day, in fact it's National Stomp on Short people Day. On this day you get to stomp on your short friends.
"Hey, it's October 25th. You know what that means! It's National Stomp on Short People Day!"
*stomps on his short friend*
by thlying October 22, 2020
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