Short Arms, Long pockets

When someone has money but is to tight to share it.

Noob: Hey Dude, Want to buy the next round of drinks

V-Rex: Nah, it's cool man i have not got enough money.

Noob: God, Such Short Arms, Long pockets.

by Dont Ponce, You freeloader June 11, 2009

Short arm inspection

The part of a medical inspection when the doctor asks the (male) inspectee to cough.

Get the platoon lined up in front of the medical officer for short arm inspection.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

have deep pockets and short arms

to be rich and stingy

You sir, clearly have deep pockets and short arms.

by The Retrun of Light Joker January 13, 2009

short arms and deep pockets with glass in the bottom

An extremely cheap person. A miser. One who never wants to pay his own way.

Don't ask Adam to buy, he's got short arms and deep pockets with glass in the bottom.

by jdgator1000 June 19, 2011

Short Arm Shifty

The act of masturbation.

Sorry I'm late, stopped for a quick short arm shifty in the car.

by Shuaman June 16, 2023

Short armed

A term used during welding of pipe and one welder doesn’t weld to the 6 o’clock position

Bennett “ look at that weld Argyle , Steven has short armed me again ffs “

by SPI Argyle July 28, 2021

short arm

The passive-aggressive action of a clerk or cashier who, when handing a receipt across a counter to a client, will not extend their arm to the halfway point which forces the customer to have to make up the difference, subtly throwing him or her off balance.

When I was in that CVS earlier the cashier totally short armed me.

by anonymous May 2, 2024