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shoeshite

1) observer of a dumb religion, also spelled shushite 2) followers of the LDS, ICOC and JW cults
what kind of shoeshite believes the matrix is real?; wow Mormons, what shoeshites; David joined the "Heavens gates revisited" church last weekend thats cats a total Shoeshite
by Cosmic Pope October 28, 2010
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stopshittingyourself

Your wife shits herself and yiu can,smell it from the living room.
Wife thinks its a fart then shits then you yell "stopshittingyourself"
by Babygirl11039 June 6, 2020
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Shoshies

Class of young woman who hangs around (as eye candy mostly) with thugs. Some tend to be loud and ghetto, but they look great licking a loli pop.

- They are "loyal" as friends (until they get better bud sumwhere else), but not great girlfriend material since they follow everything that glitters.
Yo D, check out them shoshies out ther by Rob's. That one in the skirt is givin me the eye.
by Lulu_CPT July 2, 2009
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the Shoushister

Whenever you infiltrate the Persian King's castle and use your sands of time to go back in time to the exact moment when Captain Hook kills Rufio in the movie, "Hook". At this point you will proceed to rip Rufio's dangling scrotum off, smack all the Lost Boys' faces with it, then give the Captain a good old jizzstache. You will then sharpen your scimitar in Rufio's dingleberry-encrusted ass crack and commit suicide.
DAMN! I heard Navid busted out "the Shoushister" last week!
by Style of the Tiger December 9, 2008
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snopshins

options that you have when you are lost at sea.
Pirate: ahoy mate! i could really use some snopshins cause im stuck at sea.

mate: well, you could make a raft.

pirate: thats a mighty good snopshin. thanks dude!
by sasperella April 29, 2007
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Shoeshitshoe

Form of self defense used when trying to remove shit from your shoe.
Mike stepped in dogshit and performed a brilliant shoeshitshoe move trying to kick it off.
by Chappy McBallsworth March 11, 2010
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shotshits

The fatigue, malaise, and body aches (general shitty feeling) following a Covid-19 immunization
I had my Covid shot yesterday, and now I have to call out from work. I have the shotshits
by DrGlittersparkles October 22, 2022
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