A shocktail is a clear beverage in a glass, discovered the morning after a hell bender. You assume it the the glass of water you partially drank before passing out. However to your taste buds horror, it is the melted cocktail of last night. That Vodka taste jerks you to attention, and you teeter on the precipice of projectile vomiting or passing out.
David rolled over in bed, asked his girl to hand him his water, unfortunately she handed him a shocktail and he has never fully recovered.... Sadly.
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Imagine two bundles of hair bunched into both corners of your head.
Imagine two bundles of hair bunched into both corners of your head.
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Get the Shoptailing mug.combination of the words "chode" and "ponytail". used to describe when a girl with short hair ties her hair back, thus producing an absurdly small ponytail.
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Get the chonytail mug.The cheap-looking hairpiece a person (typically a woman, however men can use phonytails too) picks up at the drugstore and clips onto the back of their head, thus giving the appearance of a long, lustrous ponytail... that is just a few shades off of their hair color. Usually for those who lack the brains or money to get real hair extensions or stop ruining their hair.
Man, did you see that? Sherri's tryin' to work the phonytail... too bad shes a blonde and the only ones CVS had left were for brown hair.
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Shanyail is unexplainable.
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