home shopping network

A TV shopping show. Mostly has useless crap nobody would ever need.

The best thing on the home shopping network is the knife collectors show. Atleast they don't sell sega products.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

Goomba stomping

A term usually used in video games. The act of jumping on top of someone or something to kill/destroy it. Much like jumping on Goomba's in the Mario games.

Player1: Dude, I totally Goomba-stomped the guy at the bottom of the elevator shaft.
Admin: Goomba stomping is not allowed!

by Hardcore Bob December 11, 2011

Shemping

masturbating in a comical way.

initially coined and used in comedy routines by Michael Lester and John Russell in 2012, "shemping" is a term commonly used in the Twin Cities comedy scene.

He's out Shemping around again.

So I Shemped all over her face.

by Professor Shemp March 7, 2013

Knowledge Shopping

When someone criticizes you for being an idiot or not knowledgable either because you don't read books or don't keep up with news and current events. The person then goes out to a store and buys an item that if seen by the other would increase his respect of him. There are two results of this. The criticized person would then take the bought item and then never look at it or use it or they could return/sell it after a couple of days.

Jared: Mike you're a fucking idiot you don't know anything!!
Mike: Screw you i'm smart

Mike walks into B&N and buys Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code
Jared sees Mike

Jared: Whoaaaa you're gonna read that book??
Mike: Yeah man i've read all of his books

Jared to himself: Jesus Christ Mike is soooo smart!!

Mike to himself: HAHAHA im soooo knowledge shopping im never gonna read a book longer than 10 pages lol

Mike returns book

by akararules July 6, 2010

Car shopping

Burglary of parked cars without breaking and entering. Typically oocurs in affluent middle-class sprawl where security is minimal and surveillance predictable. Shoppers may operate in low traffic parking lots or by night in residential areas.

Thieves will target unlocked vehicles for small valuables like sunglasses, loose change, wallets, CDs, small electronics and accessories. Stereo equipment and other permanent installations are generally left undisturbed. Occasionally a car shopper may force entry when a visible briefcase, backpack, or box is likely to contain exceptionally valuable items (e.g. laptop computer or merchandise)

To evade detection and remain inconspicuous, perpetrators selectively target favorable conditions. Ideal targets include street parking adjacent to dwellings with lax security and multiple luxury vehicles. Classification of a likely owner and proximity to that person's residency may also be taken into account.

To protect your residence, professional security or visible evidence of pets are the highest deterrents. Automatic appliances activated by timer or motion detection provide effective low cost security. Vanity lighting and sprinkler systems offer additional utilitarian deterrence as well.

We gunna hit up the burbs for some car shopping.

by Cynicmusic August 31, 2004

Star Shopping

a beautiful song made by lil peep. (rest in peace) it's also looking for the perfect boy or girl to date.
All of the stars have a reason, just like how everybody has a reason.

Kid 1: Hey are you hyped for high school?
Kid 2: Yea, imma go star shopping

by katisurdadddy March 1, 2019

Doctor Shopping

Unlawful means of procuring a controlled drug through perscriptions authorized by multiple doctors for treatment of the same affliction.

See RUSH LIMBAUGH

"Thanks to doctor shopping, I now have enough Viagra to stiff-cock a sperm whale!"

by Rollo & Biff May 16, 2006