shog 

verb {scottish slang, dating from at least 1825}

to shake from corpulence

Everytime our bus goes over train tracks, your girlfriend shogs something fierce.

Remember, fat-campers: if you ain't shoggin', you ain't joggin'.

shog by Piddlesworth May 10, 2011

shog 

alternative way of saying 'shag'.

"That gunter looked well up for it last night."

"Aye, I took her back to my mum's whilst I was doin' nowt for shog like."

shog by princeinpieces November 24, 2009

shog 

Crap, dookie or wolf bait.

I thought that I would shog when the monster jumped out of the door.

shog by space73cowboy December 30, 2009

shog 

A derogitory description of an unattractive woman. Typically, "shog" is used to describe an overweight or obese woman but can be used as a general term for women. It is an abreviated term for "Sweaty Hog".

1.) I can't believe you took that shog home with you!

2.) Get ready guys, we are going shog-hunting tonight.

3.) You remember that shog at the bar, I could have sworn I heard the floor begin to buckle.

shog by BLKDRAGN April 1, 2005

shog 

dog shit

Etymology: a euphemism derived from the spoonerized and abbreviated original term: dog shit = shog dit = shog.

First used in the early 1970s by the author's mum, the phrase was often to be heard whilst out walking, due to the propensity for one's shoes to find the aforementioned medium with frightening regularity.

NOTE: The event is often followed by a ritual display that could easily be confused with the Michael Jackson 'moonwalk' as the victim utilizes the nearest grass verge in order to remove as much 'shog' as possible.

'Look out for that shog!'

'I knew it. He's gone right in that shog!'

'Oh God, you've got shog everywhere again!'

shog by Arthur Damage April 4, 2007

shog 

something that's between a snog and a shag, aka a shog

1.here mate, fancy a shog?
2. shog with w-dawg

shog by lottie1915 December 21, 2007

shog 

A cross between a shark and a frog.

Jaws the cute and cuddly froggy.

shog by He who likes Bukkake February 6, 2005