Shogging

Sharing the shower with another and they are hogging all the space or warm water.

Stop shogging, I need to rinse my face to get the soap out of my eyes!

The other day my wife shogged me and I ended up late for work with conditioner still in my hair.

by MercyB March 1, 2009

SHOG

The combination between shit and dog. A dog covered in excrement and piss. Often wild or stray.

I seen a big fat SHOG in the slums.

by Your ma4574 July 14, 2021

shog

something shocking. when something outrages happens

jamal got mad brains? SHOGGGGG

by jamal June 18, 2005

shog

to shit when you jog.

My morning routine usually consists of a nice long shog, shower and shave.

by shogger86 June 23, 2011

Shogs

A group of men who like to perform felatio on hairy men. Alternatively, a group of men who like to molest the handicapped and/or small defenseless animals.

The shogs were thrown out of the pet store for masterbating to the lizards.

by John F. October 1, 2005

shog

verb {scottish slang, dating from at least 1825}

to shake from corpulence

Everytime our bus goes over train tracks, your girlfriend shogs something fierce.

Remember, fat-campers: if you ain't shoggin', you ain't joggin'.

by Piddlesworth May 10, 2011

shog

alternative way of saying 'shag'.

"That gunter looked well up for it last night."

"Aye, I took her back to my mum's whilst I was doin' nowt for shog like."

by princeinpieces November 24, 2009