Everyday Shorty

An average woman than you would see on a usual basis. Not a 10/10, not a 0/10, but an everyday shorty

Yo all I see here are everyday shortys bro

by Guacamiles January 16, 2021

sportin a softy

When a guy's got a limp penis while naked in public. The power to NOT get a boner is essential whether at a clothing optional beach, taking a gang shower, going skinny dipping with your friends, wearing a speedo, at a nudie party, just hangin it or you are a professional nudie.

Justin: "Wow, good times last night."
Jason: "Didn't think it was going to turn into a nudie party."
Chad: "Yeah, nothin like sportin a softy and just hangin it."

by Nudie Dude August 25, 2006

Shorty G

Typically trash at rapping. Also spends too much money on a trash car and makes trash money at DQ. Synonyms include trash and fuckboy.

Yo man did you hear shorty g's new song? It made my ears bleed.

by Young yerri March 8, 2017

Rooty tooty point and shooty

The English term for a gun.

You have 'alf a moment to wipe that chelsea off your slappy ham or I'll use this 'ere rooty tooty point and shooty to blow it right off!

by Jolly Rodger of Wessexshire May 8, 2011

shifty willis

an urban poet; shifty willis represents the misunderstood. everyone has a shifty willis inside of them.

the real shifty willis wanders the streets of rotto, as an old quokka. just keep an eye on your luggage and bikes when he might be around

holy shit is that shifty willis?!

by shifty willis enthusiast 69 December 12, 2022

shifty chubs

When your a chub on the court but your one of the better faster players

Guy 1: Damn that guys fat
Guy 2: Naw Man he's shifty af
Guy 3: Ya he's got shifty chubs

by David Pedatella May 16, 2016

shotty no chal

Calling the front seat of your friends car (shotty) and no one can try to challenge you on it (no chal.) You can only use this rule when you can actually see the car.

Me: SHOTTY NO CHAL!
You: Ah, fuck.
Me: Haha sucker

by katieiscool? January 22, 2009