showever

A really long shower or a shower that will last forever. Usually taken when a person needs to think for a very long time about what somebody said to them or when you need to cry endlessly into the water drain.

Max: Send bobs and vagene pls.
Greg: Now that you've said that to me I need to take a showever.

Max: Is John still in the damn shower?
Greg: Yeah, he's been having that showever ever since FilthyFrank left youtube and-
John: WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME!?
Greg: I think we should give him time.

by Ur Mom a Gay May 5, 2018

Shoeber

When you have to walk home because your phone is dead.

After a long night of drinking I was going to Uber home, but my phone was dead so I had Shoeber.

by MR BOYER March 12, 2017

showverload

The condition of having seen too many shows.

We saw three shows last week in New York, I have total showverload.

by Wog October 28, 2004

dildo shover

someone who shoves a dildo into the anal and vaginal area to the point of orgasm

pornstars are all dildo shovers even the straight ones

by the master 2345 December 9, 2008

Shoeteria

An STD you get from having sex with your shoes on.

Dude, my shoeteria is flaring up right now.

by kvnbrch September 14, 2010

shover

a homosexual man who enjoys the company of other males

Steve: I went to the Social last night, it were rubbish. It was just me, Jimmy Two Feet and a couple of shovers.

Mark: How d'you know they were shovers?

Steve: They just were.

by banjo string July 1, 2006

Shnever

Not ever referring to never

Girl:" when u gon eat my ass"

Me:" shnever"

by M'uawiya aka Wally November 12, 2016