sheisty

Dates back to a 1850s lawyer in NYC using very ambiguous methods to obtain right in law suits. As his surname was something like Sheister a judge used "sheisty" as an adjective referring to methods that are immoral, impure, two-faced, opportunist, unreal, fake.

He's a sheisty guy. Don't use sheisty methods.

by arturelis October 18, 2004

sheist

a highly versatile word, usable in a wide variety of contexts and parts of speech:
1) sheist, verb: to steal, snatch, snag anything that rightfully belongs to someone else
2) sheisty, adj: questionable, deceitful, shifty
3) sheisted, adj: drunk, inebriated, not in one's right mind
4) sheist, interjection: "damn," "darn," curse used to express that one has been inconvenienced, or sheisted out of something

-Dude, I was sheisted out of my mind at that party last night!

-Awww SHEIST! I wish I was there!!

-Naw don't feel too bad... there were some pretty sheisty individuals there, & someone sheisted my wallet!

by Dabes90 August 14, 2010

sheister

A person who lies or uses questionable practices.

That used car salesman is a real sheister

by ajiggy November 25, 2003

christ on a shoestring

An exclamation similar to "Jesus Fucking Christ" with the added sentiment of getting on one's last nerve, i.e., hanging by a shoestring. Best said when one is completely baffled.

"Christ on a shoestring, I have no idea what a guy wants. First date #1 wants to have sex, #2 wants a goodnight kiss, #3 thinks I'm too physically aggressive if I give him a hug and a kiss on the cheek to say goodnight. I might as well just become a lesbian."

by CathyM June 23, 2008

sheist/ sheisty

a lying, cheating, dishonest, stealing, or simply shady mother fucker who steals $40 from his neighbors purse and makes you pay for pizza that night!!! what the fuck

I know that sheisty bastard cris stole my shit but hes not admitting to it...even though i saw him do it.

by "Jeremy" April 17, 2003

shoeism

Shoeism is a culture formed by shoeists and they pray to the great shoe God and in order to please him they suck on the aglet of a shoelace and when they do so they are rewarded with eternal youth as long as they perform the task every night.

I study shoeism every night in order to please the great shoe god

by The great shoeist January 22, 2015

Kentucky Shoestring

Imagine a dick eating another dick

In technical terms...When one male gently but forcefully places another males penis inside of his own penis.

God damn it Sam! If you do that one more time I'm gonna give you a Kentucky Shoestring.

by A Tom15 November 4, 2008