Similar to a cockblocker, the shockblocker is reserved for those attempting to block a lesbian hook-up. Although this hook-up may not really involve the shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)... it will definitely involve at least two fingers and not a cock, and so shockblocker is the most appropriate term.
I tried to hook up with her, but her friend was being such a shockblocker.
Stop being a shockblocker.
Stop being a shockblocker.
by Shanette August 23, 2007
Get the shockblocker mug.Like cockblocking, but against women. Shoeblocking is the act of preventing or highly discouraging a woman from buying shoes.
My wife was in Macy's looking at a pair of Donald Palmer's when I totally shoeblocked her by asking to see the price tag.
by CygnusX October 5, 2010
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Origin: 'cockblock'
1. When a competing brand's creative agency publishes a stock photograph before your creative agency's work goes to press.
2. When a creative/designer finds it difficult or impossible to find the right stock photograph for his/her job using the search tools on a stock image library.
1. When a competing brand's creative agency publishes a stock photograph before your creative agency's work goes to press.
2. When a creative/designer finds it difficult or impossible to find the right stock photograph for his/her job using the search tools on a stock image library.
1. "We had this great picture of a guy sneezing on a bus we were going to use for our campaign, but (competing brand)'s guys stockblocked us and it's all over the city already. I think we're going to have to rethink the creative now".
2. "I can't find a picture of a businesswoman jumping through a series of hoops that symbolizes the way her boss has her, well, jumping through hoops. I'm totally stockblocked.
2. "I can't find a picture of a businesswoman jumping through a series of hoops that symbolizes the way her boss has her, well, jumping through hoops. I'm totally stockblocked.
by imadesigner March 3, 2010
Get the Stockblock mug.Happens when someone calls "Shotgun!" before entering a friends vehicle and someone goes and take the shotgun away from you
Even though Hunter clearly called shotgun while we were walking to the car, Lennore still shotblocked him we got there.
by roubarb424 December 8, 2009
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