Shock and Awe

A modified version of "The Shocker". This is when you insert four fingers in the "Quivering Whisker Biscuit" and penetrate the "Brown Eye" with your gyrating thumb.

I Shock and Awed the hell outa Frankie's slutty ass mom last night.

Shock and Awe by Matayo and Dae Dae May 13, 2003

shock and awe

A shock and awe is a modification of the traditional 'shocker' technique.

After the index and middle fingers are inserted into the vaginal cavity and the pinky finger is inserted into the anus (the 'shock' in the traditional shocker); the thumb is extended into position to apply slight steady pressure to the clitoris; hence production of the 'awe'.

The john surprised Laci with an unexpected application of the 'shocker' during their initial 1 hour session. But what really got her was moaning and clawing was the transition of the shocker into the shock and awe. Although it lacked the expertise of her boyfriend/pimp Brock's technique; for some reason, on this day, the john was able to hit the mark.

shock and awe by brock.x.landers February 26, 2009

Shock and Awe

Performing a malicious and repeated fecal attack on your toilet from your anus above... Usually followed by a foul stench of death and putrid filth.

"hang on man.. let me shit now before we go to the movies... I dont think their toilets can handle my shock and awe."

Shock and Awe by JadeHawk June 8, 2004

Shock and Awe

You have to wait until your laying in bed with someone and they are sleeping. First rub your feet together under the covers to create more heat. When done bare ass blast a monstrous fart on their back(the shock)and then finish them off with the awe of the smell by pulling the covers over their head and trapping them under while probably laughing your ass off. Its best done when you know that your dropping some nasty ones

I gave my girl a Shock and Awe last night when she was sleeping. That will teach her for annoying me when im watching football.

Shock and Awe by Novvakane February 4, 2008

Shock and Awe

When your AP US teacher gives back your tests and you're in shock because the grade you got is dramatically different from what you thought you got and then you're in awe from what grade you actually received.

Silvio: "I definitely got a 100% on that, hahaha *Looks at test grade* haha.."
Gary L: "What happened?"
Silvio: "Shock and Awe."

Shock and Awe by DopeyDumbDumb October 1, 2017

shock and awe

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

Shock: One in the stink
Awe: Two in the pink

shock and awe by MoonKnight March 23, 2003

Shock and Awe

1) Among the most versatile of multi-purpose expressions, “shock and awe” can be used to portray any response desired; 2) A general response whose tone determines the manner of which it is used; 3) An expression used to convey your reaction or attitude towards or for a statement.

"George...did you know that Talisa bought a new car?"
"She did?"
"Shock and awe!"

"Oh my God...did you see that?!?"
"Shock...And...Awe..!"

Shock and Awe by Avenger.In.Pink December 19, 2005