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cock shnogler

N. One who sucks cock in a very emphatic manner. The typical cock shnogler craves large cocks, also known as cock-a-monsters.
Do you know Laurie the cock shnogler? She sucks a mean dick!
by todd "the bod" piercon August 26, 2006
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Snogging Scale

The scale used in the Louise Rennison series staring Georgia Nicolson. Its used so that parents cannot understand what their child (usually a teenage girl) is telling their freinds about their resent date with that hottie.

The Snogging Scale:

1/2. Sticky Eyes
1. Holding Hands
2. Arm Round
3. Goodnight Kiss
4. Kiss Lasing Over 3 Minutes, Without a Break
4 & 1/2. Hand Snogging
5. Open Mouth Kissing
6. Tongues
6 & 1/2. Ear Snogging
6 & 3/4. Neck Nuzzling
7. Upper Body Fondling - Outdoors
8. Upper Body Fondling - Indoors (In Bed)
9. BWA - Below Waist Activity
10. The Full Monty
1. " So how did your date go last night?"

(Sat In Living Room With Parents Evedropping So She Uses The Snogging Scale)" It was double cool with knobs. He was sooo cool we did number 5 with a touch of 6!"

"Oo-er"

2. (Extract from the book)

"Me and Jas were sat painting our nails on the couch when the newsreader said "And tonight the priminister has reached number 10." And we had a laughing spaz to end all laughing spazes."
by xXx Slut xXx October 18, 2008
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aqua snogging

Aqua snogging can be described as snogging under water. it appears in many movies such as romeo and juliet.

coined in Dawson/Kelly humanities 2003
kindergardener 1: ewww look at that, romeo is aqua snogging the underdeveloped juliet!
kindergardener 2: why dont you ever snog me like that?! im gonna go off and aqua snog my new boyfriend, he supports me, he as a cookie, he's gonna make me comfortably well off!
kindergardener 1: slut!
by my house is falling apart! March 15, 2005
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Shnuggle Bunny

A person who looks so cute and warm and fluffy you just want to curl up in their arms.

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Lulu and Geena walked through the crowded hall looking for Chuck. They spotted him standing near the door looking very huggable. "Hey, shnuggle bunny!!!" Lulu called, joy rising in her small rapidly beating heart. Chuck turned red and shifted on his massive feet in a queer way. Geena giggled irritatingly and ran over to where Chuck stood. She hugged and whispered, "You are my shnuggle Bunny, baby!"
by SB331 April 23, 2008
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shniggle

v. Petty theft, or to take a small amount of something with or without permission

n. a modest portion
I shniggled her milkshake when she wasn't looking!

Could I get a shniggle of sugar, hon?
by Lil'R June 23, 2011
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shnoogins

an all purpose word that you can use in just about any situation. mostly said by really cool awesome people.
if you get an A on a test, yell "shnoogins"
when a girl grabs your balls, yell "shnoogins"
by trevor davis96 March 31, 2010
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snogging withdrawal

When you have a very strong desire or urge to snog someone because you haven't done so in a while.
I haven't snogged anyone in ages, I may have snogging withdrawal because my lips are puckering on there own. I may have forgotten how to snog!
by britchik92 November 30, 2010
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