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To engage in the act of smoking a Hoon. The Hoon is typically in a cylindrical format.
So your hanging with your squad after having a nice big dinner/event and the vibe is good, chill, and relaxed,
“Hey man, sick day today!
Yeah bro great day!”

You wanna go shmütz a Hoon?”
Hell yeah! Let’s do it”
Shmütz by AardvarkArnie August 13, 2021
Related Words

mouth shmutz 

that disgusting white dried saliva that gets cought up on the side of your mouth
hey that dude got some fucking nasty ass mouth shmutz..i just lost my appetite
mouth shmutz by deftogods! September 6, 2009
Another term for (the action of) smoking
you guys tryna shmotz?”
“yea, you got bud?”
“does a bear shit in the woods?”
“not if he’s at sea world.”

Smoke
Shmotz by Jersey Boys January 15, 2018

schmutzklitzen 

The female hot spot hidden well between the pussy lips
(staring up a females dress) "Oh Francine I can see your schmutzklitzen"!
schmutzklitzen by grunt2531 July 27, 2007

holy shmotz 

something you say instead of swearing. it's kind of a PA thing but we're gonna try to spread it to boston too :)
To shmut is to do facial and hand gestures to express a sense of bragging. Very fast motions, with sound effects.
Makayla got a better grade on the test than me so she shummutd me.
Can't handle the shmut can you.
Shmut by Mkay S March 18, 2018