shmunkle

A unit of measurement measured in hamburgers

1 smunkle = 1 hamburger

1 hamburger = 4 ounces

That is a big deer said John , yes your right I would estimate it weighs 800 shmunkle.

by El hajj malik El shabazz March 13, 2023

Shuncle

A portmanteau of Shitty Uncle

That's Guglielmo and Francesco's Shuncle, Jacopo.

by Marie_Caputo April 19, 2023

Shmungler milk

Shmungler milk is a milk coming from cratures known as shmunglers

God, I hate shmungler milk

by Not a Shmungler April 26, 2023

Smuncle

Small or little uncle

This would be perfect for my Smuncle.

by Iambiece March 20, 2024

Shruncle

A shruncle is a uncle like figure that steps in if a uncle is unfit or leaves. They are usually more relaxed and fun then an average uncle. Normally a younger age in reference to the niece or nephew, with normally only a 15 - 20 year different.

Sometimes referenced as a 'cool uncle', a shruncle may also step in if the present uncle is unfit.

While it is uncommon, you can have a shruncle with no prior uncle.

"My Shruncle is the best!" "It's been nice having my Shruncle around after my uncle left for his new wife."

by Duck_expert April 2, 2024

shmunkler

shmunkler - a person you highly regard such as a close friend or significant other

you shmunkler, go drink water and take some ibuprofen

by drus123 November 26, 2024

SHUNCLE

A uncle that underwent gender reassignment procedures

The HOAGSTER’s mouth dropped when he was introduced to DAN’s SHUNCLE

by MATTSLAPPY17 January 13, 2025