stumbledick

An older, typically heavy bearded gentleman and/or bulldike (also maybe bearded) typically spending most of their time drunk, just in general, but also somehow engaged in a old school rock band and are usually found hitting on married women. They can be found frequenting local dive bars (not the hipster dive bars, but the REAL dive bars no one goes to except stumbledicks).

Derived from Stumblebum and Cheese Dick

"Hey man have you been up to the Dawg House?"

"yeah last time I was in there there some stumbledick ordered drinks under my tab and slapped my girl's ass. . . I won't be going back."

by MarLo Stanfieldd January 11, 2016

smumble

Smumble

When someone is humble and smart and smartly humble.
The NNNC (nonutnovember community) uses the word for utter discipline.

Sharleena: Have you heard about Owens cock and ball torture routine?
Silvan: Edging 6 hours daily is so smumble of him!
Owen: *smumbling noises*

by keiahnig December 7, 2022

Shambledandy

One who thrives amidst chaos or ruins; a slumlord, vulture.

DJ Danger Mouse, cutting and pasting long-forgotten and obscure songs, has become a shambledandy within the music industry.

by Trevor Wilcox September 6, 2006

shmuble

When a stupid person is shouting and mumbling at the same time when we don't understand what he is saying.

McJuggerNuggets shmubles when he kills his dad.

by AyyWifi June 23, 2016

shmumbling

A mix between shouting and mumbling.

A : DUDE YOU'RE SO ANNOYING I CANT STAND YOU BLAH BLAH
B : Man, can you please stop shmumbling?

by dollarinthewoods June 7, 2016

Shumble

When a retard is shouting but he is mumbleing at the same time

Fousytube shumbles at a kid on stage

by Fuckmaster27 February 23, 2017

shrumble

A coined term descibing a phenomenon which occurs when small, dried fecal matter attaches itself to the hairs surrounding the region pertaining to, involving, or near the anus.

Origins were derived from the English words, "shit" and "crumble".

The shrumbles left a dark stain in my underwear.

by Drew and Lauren October 17, 2006