shmolly dong

another term for penis. See dong, wang, burger, biscuit, diddly...

Dude. She definitely wants the Shmolly dong.

by Thediddly21 May 31, 2016

shmolly whopped

Someone in a different state of mine as in faded, drunk, or high.

Damn, Kyle is shmolly whopped

by DashKon240 March 31, 2019

Smully

A tranvestite with the longest dick in the world.

Check out that smully.

by JZmann July 16, 2008

Shmelly Shmirk

The mischievous and giddy smirk (smile) one possesses after blasting a fierce, but silent, ass cloud of fart. Happy and riddled with the pleasure of knowing their shit crystals will soon latch onto the fines hairs inside their victims noses.

Larry stood patiently amongst his peers, gazing around with a Shmelly Shmirk waiting for the sour faces of whom just inhaled his ass air freshly squeaked from his turd cutter.

by Wordwhacker907 July 19, 2020

Shmuly

A black haired 5 foot 8 guy who tends to simp very frequently

Person 1: Yo where’s shmuly

Person 2: probably simping

by Dixie nourmous August 11, 2020

shmelly

Shmelly is when you fuck a girl analy and she ate Mexican food so she shit's on your dick and into her vagina

Damn that girl is Shmelly,don't ask how I know *sweat drip*

by tit dick September 3, 2016

shnullywhoop

a rather large penis.

guy: i've got a seven inch shnullywhoop . . . around
girl: :O

by juuuiiceee January 12, 2008