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Shmoigel

1. A basket of green fruit, but not pears, as pears are forbidden
2. A small, slightly annoying human who enjoys the pleasures of Minecraft and stale jokes
Hey, have a shmoigel on the house!

Oi you, shut up you shmoigel
by Jeff shreeves June 10, 2017
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Shmode

Short for Squill-mode inspired by the living chode Squill. The word originating from the group A-2 It means to shutdown and not do what you are supposed to do.
Squill is lying down in a snow bank instead of doing his stick run. He is definitely on a Shmode what a cuck.
by Loeb Loves mac and cheese June 22, 2019
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shlop balls

during oral the female/male spits on the balls of the male and proceeds to rub them
damn my girl just gave me some shlop balls!
by coopthepoop December 3, 2016
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samophlange

Origin: In the mid 90s, a set of outtakes from the voiceover recording sessions of the popular 80s cartoon Thundercats appeared on the Internet.

Among the very humorous moments in the outtakes is one where the voice actor for Panthro, (the, uh, "soulful" Thundercat) says the following line, "And keep your foot off that blasted Samophlange!" followed quickly by the outtake, "What the F*ck is a Samophlange?!"

Since then, Samophlange has come to be defined as any piece of sensitive technical equipment that may or may not actually exist.

While it is sometimes used in exasperation when a technical glitch can't be explained even by experts, it is more likely to be used as a geeky inside joke at the expense of a newbie, of the same ilk as the ID10T or PEBKAC "errors."

But however you use it, just don't step on it.
<Computer Newbie> "I think my CD-ROM is dead..."

<Smarmy Geek> *sigh* "I sure hope you didn't touch the Samophlange or something.."
by nutman May 4, 2005
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Shmoplife

The lifestyle of living everyday like a saturday night ; a philosophy and a rare energy only found in the Bay Area Shmop
Cant wait to get to this Shmoplife party.
by EBO September 29, 2014
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shbopple

The occurence that pertains to participation in the trifecta of oral, anal, and vaginal sex all at once while ejaculating into every possible crevass. The optimal performance being to completely engulf the entire body in nut
My boy, I shboppled that girl's booty shorts in two strokes last night.
by Mieda November 11, 2017
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this shlop is kush

meaning “damn, this head is fire” or “this bj feels like heaven

wtf
will to his ex gf: “damn this shlop is kush rn”
by Keybotron January 15, 2022
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