Shmoney 

Sex and money

Gonna go get that shmoney

Shmoney by Gxist January 25, 2019

Shmoney 

A word to describe Syrians who think they’re in a gang.

Look at all those shmoneys trying to pick up shtoops on Ave m

Shmoney by Localsy September 16, 2021

shmoney dance 

A popular dance that derived from the rap song "Hot N****" by Bobby Shmurda. Is the next Nae Nae.

Earl: Yo, have you heard about the new Shmoney Dance?
Jeb: No.
Earl: Fuck you Jeb.

shmoney dance by straightcheesin August 20, 2014

shmoney shrinkage 

After spending a large quantity of your money, you’ll experience a Shmoney Shrinkage.

Seth: “Hey Peter how is college going?”
Peter: “Not to great, after paying for it I’m experiencing a major Shmoney Shrinkage

shmoney shrinkage by FluxyBoiy August 14, 2019

shmoney dance 

The name used for money that is acquired illegally, or through under the table offers. Hence the "Shhh" sound emphasizing the fact one must being quiet about how they recieve the money; when acquired, calls for a dance, usually the Shmoney Dance

We copped dollars. I gotta do the shmoney dance.

shmoney dance by Dopemc June 7, 2016

Ain't no shmoney 

When not even no shmoney don't be enough.

Tyrone is such a shitty nigga, ain't no shmoney gone make'im attractive.

Ain't no shmoney by Lifs September 26, 2023

Shmoner 

An erection that is obtained during Judaic prayers. Typically one acquires a Shmoner during the silent Judaic prayers such as the silent "Amida."Shmoners are very uncomfortable, irritating, and distracting. When one gets a Shmoner he typically attempts to conceal it by either putting the erection in the waistline of his pants, sitting down, or simply just by flicking his right nut. It has been proven that the most effective method to get rid of a Shmoner is by in fact; flicking the right testicle.

Person A: "Blessed are You God Almighty who gives us rain."
Person B: "Holy Crap! You have a giant Shmoner!"
Person A: " Shit. I get one every time I try to pray it sucks and they do not go away."
Person C: " Try flicking your right nut.. it works for me:)"

Person A: " K I'll try.....Shit that hurts......I'm cramping up but now it's gone and I can pray!"

Shmoner by Moshe Silverberg October 27, 2011