Shmirdof

A boy that determines how much a girl loves a boy.

SHMIRDOF!

by mads.ellie November 13, 2019

Shired

Screwed over

My boss shired me today, made me work an extra hour.

by Jimmypacksheat July 11, 2011

Shmixed Up

When you've been shmixing too hard and now you're shmixed up.

"Dog I'm tryna be coherent but I'm shmixed as fuck."
"You shmixed bro?"
"Yeah bro I'm SHMIXED UP."

by Sir Shmix-A-Lot July 20, 2020

Shmibedy

1. Shmibedy is a word to express yourself in and angry honour.
2. Its also a Slang language.
3. You say it when you pissed in the toilet and it felt good.

Nathan: "Oh Shmibedy! That felt good!"

by Tom Davidson Bartholoumew III June 1, 2016

Shmored

While having anal sex the male partner cums in the females ass, as he pulls out, she releases her bowls along with the cum you released in her on your genital areas, so they are now covered in cum and shit.

Dude she shmored me so bad last night!!

by Dupree-duval September 12, 2016

shmized the Wang

1) When, at a desk, a male becomes aroused to the point where the bulge is prominent and is suddenly forced to stand, an unavoidable and painful collision occurs between said package and the lip of the desk.

2) Screwing up to an embarrassing degree.

"I was so focused on the Lt's boobies, I didn't hear the Colonel was coming until they called the room for the bastard. I shmized the wang somethin awful on that one."

by Funt Stephens October 26, 2017

Shmirdsday

Thursday = Shmirdsday

Definitely the best day of the week. A day to celebrate shmird and all the joy he brings to the world. If you not banging w Shmirdsday you a wing on god.

It’s Shmirdsday! Ya bitches better be throwing neck for uncle shmird.

by Tiddyboi420 April 21, 2021