shrekit

A massive, gigantic, scary female (probably) creature that lives in the settlements and doesn't like second chances, and likes to ruin your life when asking why don't you come to the Purim party, saying that you're valuable for the class and you say fuck you and block on Whatsapp.

Me: Shrekit, can I get a second chance on the test, I didn't have time to study...
SHREKIT: WHAT SECOND CHANCE?????
Me, quietly: Bitch

by TEAM ROCKET11111 January 9, 2018

shekit

Large small cock u put in a girl mouth

I put my large shekit in a hot woman's mouth

by Sac penis January 2, 2021

Shrekitus

Shrekitus is a rare disease, its when your hands turn green. Once you wake up the next morning you will turn completely green.
Some symptoms are coughing, and hunger. You will first be in denial. Shrekitus is a one in a bajilion chance, and can only be cured if you trade your blood with a healthy person.

Why am i turning green?
Do I have...shrekitus?

by shrekistus March 29, 2023

Shmeritty

When someone gets especially hot for a redhead and lives in persistent denial of their attraction.

"Wow it's obvious Mitchell is attracted to Gabby, he must be pulling a Shmeritty"

by Mitchell Shuttleworth Holden July 15, 2024