shmeegal

a funny thing to say when theres nothing to say. a good thing to say when theres akward silences.

Johnny:SHMEEGAL, SHMEEGALLY SHMEEG!
Laura: Dosnt matter, dosnt matter

by Chexican1234 September 13, 2009

shmeegle

a name given to those whom one cares about. usually said when a person does not respond to their actual name.

holly: hannah look at this, its so radical!!!
hannah: ::silence::
holly: SHMEEGLE look at this its SO RADDDICALL!!
hannah: WOAH YEAH IT IS!

by Shmeeeeeegle May 7, 2007

Shmeegal

One who covets material possessions above human relationships.

Shmeegal loves his fancy DSLR Camera doesn't he... He calls it his "precious." Don't touch Shmeegal's precious, he'll go all shmeegily on you...

by the_knish January 15, 2011

Shmeegull shmarnumb

A shmeegull shmarnumb is actually, what people who smoke methamphetamines, call a Chong. A Chong is just a shmeegull shmarnumb way of saying bong. So a shmeegull shmarnumb is just a methamphetamines bong.

"Can you some water in the shmeegull shmarnumb so that we can get high.".

by Shardski skanardski November 23, 2019

shmeegleborp

a new insult to use. someone who is a very typical straight white guy. they will be bamboozled when you say this and hurt themselves in their own confusion

you: stupid shmeegleborp
dat dude: what

by p00p00pėėpėė November 4, 2020

shmegulon

A man child the shape of a walnut who drinks his pain away and has such a massive horsecock, that when he has sex his penis splits in half like a watermelon and impregnates men and women alike. This hunk of a man tends to be in the military. He is also known as a man with many attributes for men and women to both like

God damn shmegulon, your wild!

by Toiletlicker August 1, 2022

Shmeegus

An ancient bird-like creature that lived in the ancient everglades of South Florida. This creature is thought to be once an apex predator and only one remains. It is a common ancestor of the "Shnurgus", which migrated from north Georgia and later evolved into the shmeegus. The shmeegus is commonly referred to individuals in conversation as one who attacks the situation with precision and accuracy. Shmeegus is very commonly mistaken for an insult but ranks among one of the highest compliments one could receive.

"Wow! you're quite the shmeegus aren't you!"

by Water_Sauce March 7, 2026