shmeebs

man boobs. if you think other wise you are totally stupid

holy shit look at that fat pig! he has shmeeb!

by toco May 23, 2004

shmeeb

a shmeeb is a womans breast or boobs

"i am thinking of getting a smeeb job to mak em bigger"

by Lil' Viking April 29, 2005

Shmeeb

A person who owns a meat ridder express

Dudes Shmeeb

by sd9f8ds May 28, 2022

Shmeeb

(Shmeeb) man who rapes children

"You're rah a shmeeb styl blud rah wanna rah very rah shevd fam"

by RAH ADAM STYL October 18, 2020

Shmeeb

An egg so thick it makes you genuinely uncomfortable to look at or think about.

"Damn I cracked and egg this morning and it ended up being a shmeeb, never felt so uncomfortable in my own home."

by IzzyFizzys August 10, 2024

shmeeb

unit of measurement meaning just a little bit

Can I have a shmeeb of cake please

by madsurge May 24, 2017

Shmeebs

Fantastic new unisex word relating to all types of underwear. Far more aesthetically pleasing than underpants, knickers, boxers, underscruffles, tangos or panties. Shmeebs provides the linguistic anticipation of all types of undergarment. Use it with pride!!

"Rachel have you seen my shmeebs?"

"Yes sunshine, they're on the lampshade where you left them!"

by shmeebles May 30, 2006