shantsexual

When you live your life in dedication to lord Shant. You feel emotional and sexual attraction towards him and him only.

creds: g.carmen

Carmen: Wow, that girl is so pretty
Molly: Sorry, i’m a shantsexual

by Straightout Oftherapy November 6, 2020

shwants

male sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area

She wants my shwants.

by Johnny Yardrocks March 23, 2005

shpants

to long to be shorts, to short to be pants.

that idiot is wearing shpants.

by ricky January 18, 2004

shants

a pair of pants(usually skinny jeans) cut around the knees to make into shorts

pants skinny jeans shants

by LOL king 62 January 24, 2010

jort shants

Short for jean-short short-pants, i.e. oversized jean shorts.

Damn , homies jort shants game is on point.

by Dave-Z July 23, 2016

pat ma shants

to shit ur pants

m8 i just pat ma shants

by blaire n bat August 19, 2010

Shants

Verb.
Origin: Germanic
1. From the abbreviation "To shit your pants.
2. To blunder or err.

Noun.
1. One who blunders or errs.
2. One who has shit their pants
also: shantsy, shantser

Adjective:
1. Describing a person who continuously blunders or errs a situation.

2. One who shantses a situation

Verb.
1. Dude, that girl just shantsed in our basement!
2. You are totally shantsing this situation.

Noun.
1. Yo, the girl just put her shants in your sink, bro.
2. Are we humans? Or are we shantsers?

Adjective.
1. The shantsing party was not fun at all.
2. That shants girl smells like shit now.

by The Shantser February 8, 2010