Smammered

being "smashed" and "hammered". Extremely drunk. Unable to walk or speak properly.

"Dude! I was so fucking smammered last night."

by mommabear March 20, 2007

smammered

hammered + smashed

a word used when too intoxicated to speak clearly or decide which word would be better to describe the "level" you're on

"dood i'm so smammered!.. beer pog'n!"

by kkyyllee December 19, 2007

shammer

The act of not giving a damn and doing as little as possible.

Shammers are usually lazy people that smoked lots of weed back in the day and joined the Army, thus becoming shit bags and shamming out on everything. Shammers also carry around a belief of FBGM.

by Remised July 1, 2011

shmammered

To be beyond simple intoxication. Loud, rambunctious and incoherent speech is usually present, as well as a sever lack of balance. Can easily lead to vomiting.

Dude, you were so shmammered last night you didn't know your own name and puked all over the place

by David July 7, 2004

shmammerville

a state of drunkeness asociated with being shmammered.

me and my brosky took a little trip to shmammerville last night...the water was great!

by Brosky B and Brosky C August 19, 2008

house a smammer

to eat a sandwich quickly.

*two dudes who have have seen a sandwich at a local diner.*
dude 1: man, i'd love to house a smammer
dude 2: ....what?!

by tehee<3 June 5, 2011

Shwammered

The point of drinking where you surpass the "shit-faced" "hammered" and "wasted" stages. This is followed by a necessary blackout and possible inability to not remember what happened the night before. (Warning! In the morning, you'll have the world's worst hangover and you'll want to mutter the infamous words "I'm never drinking again")

Last night I got so shwammered I woke up in the morning in the public restroom of our residence hall naked with blood all over my hands.

I was so shwammered last night, I don't know how I got home or why there were 3 mexicans in my bed with me and my girlfriend this morning.

I was so shwammered last night, I'm never drinking again.

by r-fine23 April 25, 2010