shmeconds

The unit of time used in the timers of Mario games that aren’t actually seconds as it ticks down way faster than a second

1: bro why’s the time limit already over, it said I had 300 seconds for the level
2: no, this is a Mario game, the timer runs in shmeconds
1: that makes no sense

2: yep

by Emerald-Fluffie June 15, 2022

shmadonka

the meaning of life

"what is shmadonka"

by anonymous December 17, 2022

Shmadonka

The meaning of life.

Average Yeat Fans: What is the meaning of life?
Yeat: Shmadonka.
Average Yeat Fans: Yes Yeat, they say in unison

by Melvin Frankbert November 7, 2022

shmadonka

the meaning of life

hey YEAT what’s the meaning of life?

shmadonka

by I’m sorry babe November 7, 2022

Shmaco

When you have only one piece of bread for a sandwich so you put the stuff inside of it and fold it in half, similar to the tortilla of a taco. Also known as the frugal mans sandwich. The H is loud, meaning it has nothing to do with either word, it is just necessary in it because i said so.

Bornemann: Man, theres only one piece of bread so im just gonna use one and fold it in half.
Meisel: Dude its like a sandwich taco.
Bornemann: IT'S A SHMACO!!

by Dannyboy411 February 16, 2009

Shaconomy

Short form for the sharing economy eco system. The shaconomy encompasses all aspects of gig economy and shareable asset economy.

The shaconomy is growing at an extreme pace. More and more people live their day to day lives utilitizing at least a few shaconomy apps.

by GVDH176 September 24, 2017

[Shmayonaise]

The thick creamy substance that explodes out of the head of the male organ, also called the penis, and into the mouth of another human species. It has the flavor of the great sandwich filling "mayonaise" or "Miracle Whip" which ever is prefered.

1. I could use some of that shmayonaise in my mouth or on my sandwich.

2. I would like a McChicken with lettuce, tomato, and Shmayonaise

by the omniscient 1 October 30, 2008