Shmabe

A sexy mother fucker. A nickname for Gabe or Gabriel. An icon, a definite smash in everyone’s book.

Shmabe is so fucking hot I just wanna give him a wet willy

by Dr Dubayah November 29, 2021

Shmazesty

Shmazesty is the highest on the zestoscale possible for a mortal to reach, the only example of this happening is when a man named Sean said “gyatt w sigma Ohio rizz” this caused a nuclear reaction where the cream monster came inside of everyone because he summoned it.

Person one: I’m naked with my kids

Person two: that was so shmazesty

by joeontheSOR July 7, 2023