Shlorngry

The combination of sleepy, horny, and hungry. The worst combination imaginable. Too sleepy to fuck or eat. Too horny to sleep or eat. Too hungry to sleep or fuck. So you just lay there and slowly crumble away. The only way to fix the problem is to take care of two of the three things at once.

Shannon: Fuck me!

Zack: I can't! I'm shlorngry. Bring me some pie and maybe then.

by Wheatnik September 8, 2010

slorking

Pretending or appearing to work, but actually slacking and doing whatever one feels like doing.

Having a particularly horrible hangover from drinking the night before, Peter decided that slorking was the only way to survive the work day.

by Kuuler September 26, 2004

Party Sharking

The act of holding a cardboard shark fin between your butt cheeks and being crowd surfed.

1- We're playing beer pong at my place tonight, what are you doing?
2- We're Party Sharking at my house.
1- Oh, screw beer pong then, I'll be over at 10 with my cardboard shark fin decorated with assorted arts and crafts.

by JDigglesby September 28, 2009

shirking from home

To work from home with little or no intention of doing anything productive. Usually performed on Fridays.

Mike: Hey Steve - is Amy in today?
Steve: No - she's shirking from home.
Mike: What a lazy batch.

by Babster April 27, 2008

shlomming

Unnecessary stream of short, inane posts to an online forum thread which annoys other users.

Posts:
#1 A: "yeah... cool"
#2 A: "i'm so hawt"
#3 A: "is this <easy to lookup thing> any good?"
#4 B: "Yo A, quit shlomming this thread! :("

by bitkahuna December 9, 2008

Japanese Sharking

The action made popular in Japan, in which one person holds a hidden camera and another, usually masked, coordinate to; 1) pull an unsuspecting woman's shirt down exposing their breast or; 2) lift an unsuspecting woman's skirt and pulls down their underwear in a public place with the sole purpose to film and embarrass the women.

A man runs up to a woman in the street and rips down her shirt while his friend films the Japanese Sharking.

by Draven99984 August 12, 2008

Carpet Sharking

when you are a crack and/or meth head and you look all over the ground (that you put your hard drugs on or near), all over the carpet, and desks, tables, etc., and you are desperately looking for any little piece of the drug to snort or smoke, cause you're a tweaker, and you need the drugs so bad. this is also called tweaking. the person has to be real serious about it, his head real close to the ground scanning it like he's a Terminator idenifying objects. and it looks real sad to the observer, cause the person is acting crazy.

"fernando, what are you doing?"
fernando: "shuddup fool, shuddup. there's still a few pieces/some shit around here." *is looking super close to the table and around the carpet*
"dude, you've been doing that for like an hour now. let's go."
"(we'll go in) just a sec."
*30 minutes pass*
"what the fuck fernando, let's go"
*grabs fernando and pulls him out of the room*
*later on telling another friend what fernando was doing and why it took so long to meet him*
"fernando was carpet sharking(/tweaking) again."

by Crank the Klown September 22, 2008