splanched out

"Splanched" is a portmanteau word combining "spent" and "blanched". To say that someone is "splanched out" is to say he looks like he's been through the ringer; that he's pale, drawn, slightly unwell; like he's just undergone a draining personal ordeal; like he's just seen a ghost.

"Wow, have you seen Calvin? He just got back from Japan where he was searching the bins for old vinyl copies of Libby Titus' second album and he looks totally splanched out.

by chintzy March 7, 2007

splinched

to be separated.
a reference from Harry Potter, when someone is splinched, some part of their body is split apart because they did not apparate correctly.

:

"man, my smiley face got splinched"

by nungababy February 4, 2009

Slouched

To be very high; usually on downers or weed.

-Why are you laughing so much?

~Man, I'm slouched.

by Schlong Holster September 24, 2013

shloothed

to be shit faced and drunk at the same time

bro i’m so shloothed right now

by kzty July 1, 2019

Get Slouched

to rek someone is a video game or in real life.

oh get slouched m8

by Swagger30002.0 June 5, 2017

shlonked

Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.

‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..

by kebablalova December 16, 2013

schronched

When someone hits a part of your body, most likely a face, with a taco.

My best friend schronched me on the ass.

by Blurryfaceisbutt March 4, 2017