shlonka

a poo

ME: do you know will?
YOU: yeah... he is such a shlonka...

by sillypooface February 23, 2012

Shloka

She is a She and not a He. Super good human and a friend of that mutherfucker who is a lil talented than her. Super unpredictable and someone whose friends are lucky to have her.

You're a Shloka, couldn't predict you were a mutherfucker's friend.

by Black mambaaa November 24, 2021

Shloka

She’s that Indian friend that isn’t really Indian. More white than you are. Probably adores Starbucks, Netflix, hot white boys, and the movie White Chicks. Looking for a new Netflix show to watch? No problem! Ask Shloka and she’s probably seen everything already. Even though she may act white, she still is smart like an Indian and will probably act like she isn’t. However, look out men. Shlokas tend to have to complain about needing water when she’s really thirsty or has a dry mouth ;). Trying to get information about someone? Beg Shloka to tell you everything she knows, she won’t resist!

Boy: Ugh, I’m so thirsty. Pass me that water!
Girl: Don’t be a Shloka!

by unanimous kitten January 10, 2018

shokka

It's a shocking thing, dramatic, slang for shocking - e.g. It was a shocking experience... a "Shokka"

e.g. It was a shocking experience... a "Shokka"

by Irminious October 9, 2016

Shloka

Shloka is a term used for a super hot person. It is derived from the super hot goddess Shloka who had excellent flirting skills.
Calling someone a "shloka" is one of the biggest compliments you can give someone

Damn, you look like a Shloka today!

by honeydrew._ November 22, 2021

shlorkadork

A term used to gaslight your friends into thinking something stupid. Which in most cases the word itself is used to gaslight people into thinking shlorkadork is a word

Dude I shlorkadorked Kyle the other day. He fell for it so easily.

by Healthinspecter March 20, 2025

aadi and shloka

Aadi and shloka are a couple meant to be ! their relationship will have ups and downs but if they work them out and patch up , they will rise stronger !!

Person 1 : we fought again ! I'm so tired of always having fights

person 2 : you guys are like "aadi and shloka" . You're meant to be . Just sort things out .

person 1 : OMG "AADI AND SHLOKA" ?! thankyou so muchh

by 𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐬 November 22, 2021