Sharples

A man that loves steam sales and would love a women if they gave him free steam keys.

Girl: I have lots of spare steam keys.

Man: Then you will love Sharples.

by SharplesPepe July 29, 2017

Sharpled

The act of getting completely wasted by the result of over pouring, or over consumption of alcohol

Dude, I got completely Sharpled at the bar last night, I woke up with a ham sandwich stuck to my back.

by TheOld319 November 15, 2020

sharpley

Originating from an episode of university challenge, the word sharpley is used as an insult for someone who fails particularly hard at something

did you see that guy on university challenge he didn't answer a single question, what a sharpley

that chick totally fucked up her talk what a sharpley

by scourer September 9, 2011

shlurple

the plural of "shlurp"; which is the noise made when finishing a drink through a straw.
also associated with the word purple.

person 1: there's a few shlurples left in that drink, at the bottom of the cup!
person 2: *shlurps up last few drops through a straw*

by shlurpppp March 6, 2009

Mrs. sharpless

The most thickest teacher alive. She is so gorgeous. And very sweet. All her students love her more then their own family.

Mrs. sharpless is the best

by Doooo1234 October 6, 2019

Sharpedo

Pokemon that evolves from carvanha

(From a blend of shark and torpedo)

Wild Sharpedo appeared

by Light Joker March 11, 2004

sharples

a family who'f female members are very attractive, and whos male members do not like it when you bring this up

Daniel's mom is such a MILF
Daniel's sister is fucking hot

by Jesus July 4, 2004