shlag

a replacement word for when you want to call someone a slur/insult but can’t because of society or surroundings: means whatever you want it to mean- preferably fucker, cunt, asshat, bitchass, fucktard, and many other things.

UGH HE TOLD ME IM TOO MESSY TO DORM !!!! what a fucking shlag

by noobmaster9000 May 28, 2020

Shlag

The polite way of calling someone a slag.

Shut up you shlag

by Big man joe Roberts January 21, 2021

Shlag

To casually pass or slide over something, often in a lazy manner.

Edgar can you shlag me a napkin?

by Kivi3384 December 9, 2024

Flea-shlag

A shlag that has fleas.

Corr Ash is a proper flea-shlag, she’s been itching all night.

by sloppy shite sam January 13, 2022

Schlagg

Inspired by JSchlatt and first created by Ted Nivison, Schlagg is an ominous and terrifying creature. It is usually seen wearing a blue New York Yankees hat and has a cock for a nose.

"Holy shit. I think I just fucking saw Schlagg, dude."

by forsetha December 27, 2020

Shag Battle

The fight for "Sexual Dominance" between two dominant personalities, decided by a bout of animalistic fucking.

Expansions of the phraze can include addages to the coital warcraft such as

"Black Metal Shag Battle" The act of fighting for sexual supremacy via primal lovemaking while violently screaming "Dissection" lyrics at each other.

"The sexual tension between Morgan and Kate resulted in a brutal Shag Battle destroying the company hotel suite."

by amadeusparasyte July 9, 2016

big shag

Big shag derives from the biggest shag of all known human time , legend says he goes by the name of 'Matthew Harris'

You alright big shag ?

by UrbanMyth123 December 6, 2016